Monday, February 19, 2007

Tabloid Round-Up

Recent and frequent out of control, over-the-top celebrity stories have prompted the following random thoughts and observations:

- How does it feel to be Britney Spears? Cold, I would imagine. What with no hair on either end now.....

- Bummer of the week award: Gisele Bundchen
- Runner up: Tom Brady
- Consolation prize: Bridget Moynihan

- This just in: Anna Nicole Smith is still dead. Film at 11. And every minute until then.

- Joining the Mile High Club with Ralph Fiennes? Ewwww..... That flight attendant should be ashamed of herself. Now if it had been Daniel Craig....YOU GO GIRL!!! :)

- It's officially standing room only in rehab now. With double and triple celebrity bookings, there's no room at the inn. Can't wait until the tickets go on sale for the All Star Rehab Reunion Tour, coming soon to an arena near you.

- Sylvester Stallone lives on all those performance-enhancing drugs and STILL looks like that? Ewwww....He should give some to Paul Abdul...if she isn't taking drugs, maybe she should....

.....pretty people behaving badly....for fun and profit....ah, the terrorists have won. :(

6 comments:

Miss Forthright said...

I wish I looked like Gisele.

M said...

There are probably 10 models I would put in front of Gisele in the "gorgeous" line. Alessandra Ambrosio is breathtaking....now if I had to trade looks with one of them, that's probably where I'd go....

At any rate...I bet you are having a much better week than Gisele is....I don't think I'd want to trade places with her right now, for anything.

M said...

By the way, I just read that Gisele had to gain 14 pounds so she wouldn't be banned from the catwalk in Milan next week. My goodness....how skinny WAS SHE?

Miss Forthright said...

Whats happened to her this week then? She gained a stone?! Bloody hell.

M said...

Did you read about her/Tom Brady/Bridge Moynahan and the 'belated' pregnancy?

Maybe she went to eating after she heard about that.

Miss Forthright said...

Ah, that. I heard it but didn't take it in.