Scene: Restaurant patio, sunset, light breeze, small crowd
Couple #1 (them):
He orders filet mignon - $33
She orders mahi-mahi filet - $29
Couple #2 (us):
He orders Caesar Salad with chicken - $15
She orders fish tacos - $14.50
90 minutes later:
The bill arrives. Couple #1 suggests we just split it down the middle. So we do.
I think to myself: I wish we weren't so polite.