Mom of the Year

Yesterday, Paris Hilton's mother, Kathy, issued some sort of public statement about her spoiled and shallow spawn's recent plight, saying that she 'hoped that people who look up to Paris will learn from this.'

People who look up to Paris? Is she kidding?

People look at Paris, people gawk at Paris, people stare at Paris in the same way they stare at a car wreck....but does anyone actually look UP to her?

Methinks she assumes way too much there, and I think we can see the root of the Paris problem, front and center. Thanks, Kathy, for all that great parenting.